I Hope you have fun with these “words”. I found them in the Farmers’ Almanac, 1975.
There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.
A class reunion is when everyone gets together to see who is falling apart.
Congress does some strange things – it puts a high tax on liquor and then raises other taxes that drive people to drink.
You’ve reached middle-age when all you exercise is caution.
Humility is a strange thing, the minute you think you’ve got it you’ve lost it.
By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong.
The older a person is, the noisier the youngsters are.
Old girdles never die. They just lose their snap.
It’s nice to have four years between elections. It takes people that long to regain their faith.
Love is like eating mushrooms. You’re never sure it’s the real thing until it’s too late.
Keep laughing….it’s good for you! Lois